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       Here is an Aarti for "Computer Baba"                        

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            Om Jai Computer Baba,
                   Swami Jai Computer Baba
             Client logon ke sankat
                   Tu hi door karta. !!Om!!
 
             H1 Tune Dilaya,
                   US Tune Pahunchaya.
             Sunneyvale Ho Ya Fremont,
                   "ABCD" Har Jagah Hi Paya. !!Om!!
 
 
             Oracle Ho Ya Sybase,
                  Sabka Beda Paar Ho Jata.
             Programmer Ho Ya DBA,
                   Koi Waapis Na Ja Pata. !!Om!!
 
             Tujh Bin Calculation Na Howe,
                   Tujh Bin Program Na Howe,
             Tujh Bin Kuchh Na Ho Pata,
                   Swaami "CORE DUMP" Nahin Jata. !!Om!!
 
             Yeh Computer Baba Ki Aarti
                          Jo Koi Nar Gata,
             Uska H1 Bhi Jaldi Se
                          "HARA PATTA" Ban Jata. !!Om!!

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Ramar Pillai was roaming on top of the himalayas one day when he found   
the magical herb ... "main scientist to nahin... magar ai herb , jabse 
dekha maine tuzhko   muzhko chemistry aa gayee...."
       
he became a instant success in his village . people said
       
" jaadu tera fuel , khushboo tera herb ...".
       
for 10 long years he went on happily singing
       
"herbal hee herbal ho daaman mein jiske, kyon na khushi se wo 
diwaana ho jaye..."
       
until one day when he got a call from the dept. of S&T . in his 
mind ramar knew "patta patta boota boota , haal humara jaane hain..."
even then he accpeted the invitation . at the station scientists from the   

dee-ass-tee and eye-eye-tee were waiting eagerly
       

"kabse kare hain tera intezaar , kab aayega mere pillai ramar..."  . at   
the institute they asked him "jaadugar pillai toone yeh kya kiya ..?"
       
so ramar assembled them and said "mere paas aao mere dosto ek kissa 
suno... kai saal pahle ki yeh baat   hain..."
       
after that he was unceremoniously dispatched to his village ..
"musaafir hoon yarron... naa herb hai.. na thikaana"...
he was afterwards asked to demo his experiment which failed
"badi mushkil hai khoya mera rod hai.. koi use dhoondke laaye na.."
       
the sigh(!)- en -tists were depressed
"jaane kahan gaya wo herb , kehte thhe jiske patton se petrol hum   
banayenge.."
       
for ramar it was " main scientist badnaam .. main chala..ho main chala.."
       
the world said "scientist nahi..  paagal hai tu.. fraud bada ..dukhdayak 
hai tu.."
       
the villagers when interviewed said "wo to hai albela , hazzaron mein 
akela , sada tumne herb dekha , fuel to   na dekha..."
       
but for the dst and iit it was like "aisa zakhm diya hai , jo naa ab 
bharega , her jawan pillai se ab ye department darega.."
       

and now pillai stays a lonely dejected soul . when he was last   
interviewed he said " ye kya hua ? kaise hua? kab hua? kyun hua? jab hua 
, tab hua ..chchodo   ye
naa poochcho..."

contributed by TejasMehta@aol.com